Lipton Quiz
Besides the Friendster profile, the most accurate tool available to humans for self-inventory is the Pivot quiz, popularized on Inside the Actor’s Studio. James Lipton is the ultimate sycophantic seer! The Lloyd’s responses:
What is your favorite word?
Brunch
What is your least favorite word?
Malignancy
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Trust
What turns you off?
Dogma
What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck
What sound or noise do you love?
Purring
What sound or noise do you hate?
Toddler’s screaming
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Motorcycle designer and fabricator
What profession would you not like to do?
Security guard
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Mi casa es su casa
