Archive for August, 2005

Indie Summer

Friday, August 26th, 2005

Me_and_you_1 "So, how was your summer?" My answer to this frequently disingenuous question will be simple this year: "Bloody awesome." My summer’s summary will not include tales of debauchery in the Hamptons dunes, blitzed bikinied publicists, or mojitos (ok, there was this one mojito). Nope, I’ll spin stories of iced-coffee buzzes, sepulchral screening rooms, long shots, and the sublime genius of Wong Kar-Wai. For this has been the splendid summer of the indie film.

I’m no anti-Hollywood film snob. I’ve seen all of this year’s big blockbusters (Revenge of the Sith, Fantastic Four, Batman Begins, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, War of the Worlds, Wedding Crashers, you name it), laughing, crying, and gasping at all the right (and rigorously tested) moments. I don’t go to these movies expecting great art — that’s da showbiz — but can we please dial down the crass contempt for the audience just a wee bit? Every juvenile joke, phoned-in scene, and pointless character seems a slap in the face to my New York City, college-educated, seen-more-than-five-flicks sensibility. Honestly, I’m feeling a little molested by big Hollywood, with no relief in sight — as Michael Jackson has shown us, molesters with money can get away with anything.

And then I saw Me and You and Everyone We Know at IFC Film Center. Miranda July’s debut feature film about people struggling to connect is everything an indie should be: focused, fresh, and subversive. The characters put themselves out there again and again in search of understanding — through conversations, phone calls, chat rooms, video tapes, salacious messages taped on windows – and find themselves misinterpreted and misunderstood more often than not. In the end, love descends, slipping past the barriers, an enveloping warm embrace.

2046, by sensualist-director Wong Kar-Wai, also explores the themes of connection, want, and frustrated desire. A sequel to Wong’s masterpiece, In the Mood for Love, 2046 continues the story of the previous movie’s main character, a newspaper man haunted by an almost-affair who embarks on a series of intense one-sided flings. Wong is painterly in the way he drenches each frame with color and texture and the way he dabs together action and dialogue (most scenes are improvised on-set). Sitting in the claustrophobic confines of Lincoln Plaza Cinemas, I was struck by two thoughts: first, "Blondes don’t go to art house movies," and second, "Wong Kar-Wai is the best filmmaker working today."

Two other films that caught my eye were March of the Penguins by Luc Jacquet and Broken Flowers by Jim Jarmusch. While Broken Flowers would seem to have the advantages of Jarmusch’s indie street cred and the seemingly endless Bill Murray win streak, I have to say I found the National Geographic penguin documentary more interesting and enlightening. I knew what was motivating the penguins; can’t say the same about Bill Murray’s character, Don Johnston. One thing I will give to Jarmusch: he took one of the world’s most interesting looking actresses, Tilda Swinton, whose famous androgynous looks won her the part of the angel Gabriel in the recent crapmine Constantine, and transformed her to a trashy biker chick. Bravo.

State of the Lloyd 8.4.05

Thursday, August 4th, 2005

Picture129_04aug05 Reading: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy

Mmmmmovies: Me and You and Everyone We Know, Nashville, In the Mood for Love, A Very Long Engagement, Storytelling

Pet Peeves: People who spill intimate personal information five minutes after meeting me, Dropped calls, Does this train go to ___ ?, White skirts/dark underwear

Yee haw: Carousing, Indies, Biggest Big Bertha, Wong Kar-Wai, Sport coats, Melinda Katz, Rothko Chapel

My head is spinning: Cy Twombly, Random bag searches, My brother-the neocon

So Over: Lance Armstrong, Prissy punctuators, Yankees

Can’t Shake: Obsessive pet love, Waking before my alarm, Orbit habit, Movies based on Nicholas Sparks novels

Mantra: Can I trust it/you/him/her/this?

Epiphany: Having a sense of self is SEXY

Oh, crap

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005

Puppy I stepped in a pile of shit today. There’s no metaphor at work here, I actually planted my size 11-1/2 in an steaming mountain of fresh dog feces. In front of two co-workers. The horror! The horror! My foot slid way back and there I stood, splayed out on Broadway like some shitheeled Gene Kelley. I was mad.

On the train I meditated on the countless acts of incivility I witness every day in this city, MY city. We’re all crammed together here, toiling away for wages that barely keep up with cost of living increases, in search of the perfect Woody Allen New York of our dreams, and we have to put up with slack-jawed dog owners who won’t pick up after their dogs!? Unacceptable. Where I live, people toss litter over hedges, hock loogies in the sidewalk, and play music at ear-splitting volumes. I want to yell at them, arrest them, show them the error of their ways, but I don’t. I can’t. In New York, people mind their own business. (And any time you say something to a stranger you run the risk of getting murdered.)

I wish we had one of those hard-core three-strikes laws like California and Afghanistan. Strike one and the punishment is some form of public humiliation. The stocks, maybe? Strike two and your rent goes up by 25 percent. (New Yorkers are desensitized to just about everything except rent increases. You raise-a my rent, I break-a your face.) Strike three and you are deported to Detroit, never to return.

Well it was nice to vent. Drop an e-mail if you’re free to come shoe-shopping with me this weekend.